How to tell Weavers from Fishermen with Apologies to Ed Zern
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009My first business, at the tender age of 14, was making fishing flies for a local sports shop. At the time, I think I made upwards of two dollars an hour. Now, I weave. I’ve almost doubled my pay.
I haven’t tied a fishing fly in years, but I have had the pleasure of teaching Chris the art and ethics of the angler’s sport. This past summer, he caught his first trout in the ponds north of the house. We return many of our trout to the streams and ponds, but several of Chris’ fish were too badly injured to survive.
“Chris,” I said, “These fish will die if we put them back in the water. As we’ve hurt them, we should eat them so they are not wasted.”
“Ok, papa, but you know I really don’t like fish.”
In Chris’ defense, he loves vegetables (he gardens!), dislikes junk food, and drinks soda on exceptionally rare occasions. “Papa,” he said recently, “All the kids at school drink soda and get rude and crazy. I don’t like that.”
We ambled up the hill, and I prepared Chris’ first trout. It weighed upwards of an ounce. It was a matter of thirty seconds’ cooking.
I’m sure many of you have eaten with a (then) seven-year-old. There’s a pained look, a furrowed brow, and a first minuscule forkful. Chris, buddy, if that trout were Kashmir saffron or a truffle, you might get a taste, but I don’t see how that micro-gram is going to trip the receptors. Another, more substantial forkful, then a smile. “I like it.”
I started preparing the second fish as the first disappeared, and the other two rapidly after. I made a sandwich for my dinner.
We were at the market today. I said, “Chris, would you like to have fish for dinner?” “Papa, you know I don’t like fish. I like trout.”
As this is a hard-hitting, substance-filled weaving blog, I’m sure that you’re all waiting to see how your humble narrator will pull this particular anecdote around to topicality. Heck, I wouldn’t have started without that in mind. Y’all watch and learn.
I think the perfect position for any weaver is to be in partnership with one who fishes. There’s absolutely no debate over one’s latest fiber or gizmo purchase if the significant other has dropped a few large on tackle. You will hopefully note my caution in using non-gender-specific language.
In any case, there is much useful for weaving in a good fishing catalog. I’ll detail other things later, but the foremost in my arsenal is fishing line. To be specific, braided dacron. Braided dacron line is available in a variety of diameters and breaking strengths, from “ten pound test” to “two-hundred pound planer-board line.” I use quite a bit of it. When weaving a blanket, my outermost thread is 45 lb Cortland “fly line backing.” It takes the reed’s punishment in stride, and will hold a ridiculous amount of tension, keeping a straight selvage. When the piece comes off the loom, it pulls out easily, and disappears. The lighter weights do the same for lighter work.
I use 135 lb test planer board line for extensions on sectional warp beams. I’ll send you the engineering data on request, but a doubled strand may break the frame of your loom before failing. At .032″ or .8 mm, it lies nice and flat, so it will not disturb fine warps. The 200 lb planer line is my choice for heavy ties, including where “loom cord” was once used.
Show me a picture? Ok, but it’s pretty dull stuff. I’ve found it recently only in chartreuse, which is not a comforting color. It used to come in International Orange, which was slightly better.
Most of this is avaliable at a local sports shop. I trade at www.fishusa.com, as they seem to be service-oriented and ship cheaply and rapidly.
How do we tell weavers from fishermen/persons? Watch the subject while reading a magazine. If their lips do not move, they are either a weaver or a fish.
Tim








