We’re all more or less in the soup now. We’ve been blundering along, thinking we we were doing good while doing well. The twenty-first century crashed about our ears a short time ago, and taught us all a bit about carbon-footprints, global terrorism, sustainable power and a few other things we’d rather not think about.
I am a carbon pimp. There it is, I confess. I drive a small car, turn my lights off when I leave a room, and try to conserve water, although I have seven natural springs here which supply more water than I could ever use. Half of the flow goes to the St. Lawrence, the other half to the mouth of the Connecticut River. My home is exactly on the divide between New England and Canada.
My bad reputation comes from the fact I burn coal for heat. Not foreign oil. No sustainable wood. Northern-teir Pennsylvania anthracite coal. I was reared on a farm where my family cut and burned twenty cords of wood each year. For that, I often awoke to find snow on my bedroom floor. The farm’s single toilet would freeze over.
After twenty-five years on that program, I switched. So far as I’ve noticed, not a single person has been killed defending our supply of anthracite. Miners die every year, however, and that’s worth considering. So do workers on oil rigs and in the logging industry.
As I have some guilt about burning carbon, I’ve tried to live a balanced life elsewhere. When I was a wee lad, my parents did not own a car. The family vehicle was a Lambretta motor-scooter, which my father rode to work until it was stolen. That may have been in ‘67.
As gasoline approached four dollars per gallon last year, I had fond thoughts of the old Lambo. I’d not ridden on two powered wheels since my brother tried to end my life in a stone wall at the tender age of nine while I followed him on a “mini-bike.”
I bought one of these: An Aprilia Scarabeo 500 motor scooter.

Aprilia Scarabeo and a well-dressed weaver
Readers, it’s never too late to have a happy childhood. (Thanks to JT of Umbagog Outfitters for the quote.)
I’ve not had so much fun in years. Not only is the ‘Beo’ consistent with Mod styling and Beatle Boots, but at 70 mpg, I can accomplish many of my errands and shopping for pennies. My eight-year-old son likes being collected after school on the scoot. It takes several minutes to wrap him in gloves, jacket, and helmet, but after that, we’re the Moddest, maddest father-son team on two wheels. I can fill the tank for less than a tenner and ride two hundred miles.
That’s sweet. Best fun I’ve had sitting down since discovering weaving.
Tim